Commerce jokes
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"