Commerce jokes
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Cyber Monday
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣