Commerce jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar.

What's an Asian's favorite food place?

Answer: Petco

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Where do orphans shop for home appliances?

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.