What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
