Commerce jokes

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.