Commerce jokes
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
I keep getting ads about belly fat.