Commerce jokes
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.