Commerce jokes
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
How much?
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Cyber Monday