Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Commerce Jokes
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
