What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Cyber Monday
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
