Commerce jokes

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.