Commerce jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.