Commerce jokes
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.