Commerce jokes

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

Why are orphans banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

What store is the most public?

Publix!

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.