Commerce jokes

Why are orphans banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.

What store is the most public?

Publix!

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Cyber Monday

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.