Commerce jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Cyber Monday

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?

"Put it in my bill."

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?