You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
