Commerce jokes
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Cyber Monday
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.