Commerce jokes

What store is the most public?

Publix!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Cyber Monday

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?

"Put it in my bill."