Commerce jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.