Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
