Commerce jokes

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?

"Put it in my bill."

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.