Comedy jokes
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.