God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
who wants to laugh about life with me
your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by will smith
Ur hairline lookin like it got slapped up by will smith
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
Knock Knock Who's there Abby Abby who Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
all these jokes are all plane
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
What film do orphans hate Instant family
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
hey baba girl I have balls you know
Knock knock Whos there Idont know but the twin towers do
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
