Comedy jokes
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Joke start.
Punchline!
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Cunt.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.