MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? MiscaRAGE. That joke never gets old....but neither does the baby...;)
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
I will stop making fun of Orphans when their parents come back.
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking's house.
Neither has he.😂😂
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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