Comedy jokes
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Memes
rapboat whenever he talks
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!