Comedy jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Memes
Shrek Harvey
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.