Comedy jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!