Comedy jokes
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Joke start.
Punchline!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Cunt.