Comedy jokes
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!