Comedy jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Memes
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Cunt.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
You might think these jokes are plane.