Comedy jokes
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Not funny joke.
Like this.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.