None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Cunt.
You might think these jokes are plane.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
