Comedy jokes
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Cunt.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Memes
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.