Comedy jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.