Comedy jokes
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Memes
Shrek Harvey
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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