Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Russia—the real joke.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
