Comedy jokes
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Joke start.
Punchline!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!