Comedy jokes
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Memes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Joke start.
Punchline!
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."