Comedy jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Jokes are rather funny.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.