Comedy jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.