Comedy jokes
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.