I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Joke start.
Punchline!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House đ
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What is a sharkâs favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Bin Ladenâs kid comes sad from school.
âDad, I got an F in Geography class!â
âWhy is that?â
âThe teacher asked me whatâs the tallest building in New York and I said âEmpire State Building.ââ
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, âLet dad handle this one.â
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you tell whether youâve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
