Comedy jokes
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.