Comedy jokes

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

Why do pizzas not tell jokes?

They're too cheesy.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!