Comedy

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Blind guy

    • So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

    A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

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    Name

    • Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

    "My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

    I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

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    • Cannibal

    • Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.

    The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"

    "Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."

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    • Rain

    • "I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

    - Charlie Chaplin

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    • Friend

    • So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

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    • People

    • Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

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    • Airline food

    • What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?