Comedy jokes
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A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.