Comedy

Comedy jokes

Number

    • 8008135 is my favorite number.

    The worst ratio is 6:9.

    And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

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    • Woman

    • A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

    Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

    "Our wedding video."

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    • Comedy memes

    Racism

    • In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

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    • Airline food

    • What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

    Potato

    • English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

    French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”

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    • Diet

    • A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

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    • Friend

    • I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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    • Theater

    • Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

    A: They were both shot in a theater.

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