Comedy

Comedy jokes

Cash

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Sentence

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

Racism

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Woman

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video."

Friend

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

Airline food

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

Diet

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

Friend

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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  • Orphan

    Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

    Blonde

    What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

    "Can you show me what rape is?"

    Revolution

    Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.

    Priest

    What’s the difference between a priest and target?

    Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.