In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
