Comedy

Comedy jokes

Orphan

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Orangutan

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

Tree

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

Indian

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.

One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."

The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."

Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"

The not so smart Indian replies,

"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."

People

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

Language

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Hairline

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.