Comedy jokes
"Giggity."
Worst joke.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Draw deez nuts.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.