Comedy

Comedy jokes

Forehead

Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

Fart

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Ass

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Orphan

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Series

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Misfortune

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

Acne

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

Brother

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

Plane

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Friend

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Category

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?