Comedy jokes
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.