Comedy

Comedy jokes

Zoo

    • I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

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    • Plane

    • 911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

    This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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    • Rapist

    • Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

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    • Skeleton

    • A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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    • Milk man

    • Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

    His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

    Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

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    • Pedophile

    • My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

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    • Dark Humor

    • *Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

    Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

    Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

    Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

    Person 1: "...."

    Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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    • Ppl

    • Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!