Comedy jokes
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."