Comedy jokes
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!