Comedy jokes

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

I don't think jokes are very funny.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

None of these jokes really took off.