Comedy jokes

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Here's a joke: Your life.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.