Comedy jokes
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
None of these jokes really took off.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I don't think jokes are very funny.