Comedy jokes
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
None of these jokes really took off.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"