Comedy jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
I don't think jokes are very funny.