Comedy jokes
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Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
I am funny.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Laugh.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?