Comedy

Comedy jokes

Fart

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Boy

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Page

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Punchline

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Foot

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?