Comedy Jokes

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when your 13

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

What did the cow say to the prostitute?

Moo

Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful and that is all they are so please stop

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun "Wheres the candle?" the other Nun says "Doesn't it!".

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line

Oliver savage and dr mummy

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.