Comedy jokes
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."