Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Comedy Jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
