Comedy jokes
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.