Comedy jokes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
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I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
These are meannnnn.
My dick.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.