What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Why do orphans love to go to church Because they can finally call someone father
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
None of these jokes really took off.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
