Comedy jokes
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
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They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
DEEZ NUTS!
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})