Comedy jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
DEEZ NUTS!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Puns, that's how I roll.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔