Comedy jokes

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Joke start.

Punchline!

I rate it 9/11.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!