What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Comedy Jokes
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
