Comedy jokes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."