Come jokes
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Memes
Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What comes after 69?
Period.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.