Come jokes

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

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What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Wanna come hang out with me?

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.