Come jokes

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Wanna come hang out with me?

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.