Come jokes

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.