Come Jokes

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child

Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

how come orphans cant play baseball . they cant find home

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower

Here comes the airplane

So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

what comes after 69?

mouthwash

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”

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Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.