Come jokes

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Why do orphans play with boomerangs?

Because they come back.

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.