Come jokes
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.