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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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    • What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

    A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

    An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

    The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

    I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

    Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

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