Color jokes
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is yellow?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.