Color jokes
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.