Color

Color jokes

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner?

Same baby, one week later.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?