Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Color Jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
