Color

Color jokes

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

A: To hide up cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A: Giraffes eating cherries.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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  • An apple walked into the clinic.

    The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

    The apple said "red." :)