Color jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is your favorite color?
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.