Color jokes
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is your favorite color?
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...