Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
