What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
