Color jokes
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)