Color jokes
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
What's black and white?
History.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Uranus is blue.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"