What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
