Cold jokes
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!