Cold jokes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
When is a cold not a cold?
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.