Cold jokes
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.