Cold jokes
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
When is a cold not a cold?
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.