Cold jokes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.