Texas be like its cold over here over here
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife's a fat cold bitch.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war *cold war*
uranus is cold
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
