Cold jokes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Memes
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Uranus is cold.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Amogus.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.