Cold jokes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.