Sexual Content jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Memes
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
