Sexual Content jokes

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

Porn *sex noises*

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I just had sex.

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."