Sexual Content jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.