Sexual Content jokes
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 馃槈
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What鈥檚 your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Porn *sex noises*
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
I just had sex.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
