Clothing jokes
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Memes
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Addison in bra.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
"Dick me down shorts."
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.