I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
