Clothing Jokes

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.

what has only on sense of style

an emo girl

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung

my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

How do I feed the baby with my pants on?

I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.

well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty

What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?

RAP-TORS

Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

Why is the candy’s clothes in the studio??

Because it’s a wrapper

Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.