what do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? they both light up the class roomđ€Ąđ
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasnât the one, the second said he doesnât know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Masterâs office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- âIf no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fireâ Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasnât them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- âMr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u
The teacher asked the class to use the word âfascinateâ in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, âMy family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, âThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word âfascinate,â not 'fascinating'.â
Sally raised her hand. She said, âMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.â
The teacher said, âWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word âfascinateâ.â
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word âfascinate,â so she called on him.
Johnny said, âMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!â
The teacher sat down and cried.
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said âIâm gonna kill youâ.I was like âYour gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.âHe left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said ânow your deadâ I ignored him again and he said âyou will pay for this.âSo the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emoâs.We have ropes everywhere.
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
In Denver, the members of a SundayÂ-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: âDo one to others as others do one to you.â âLee Olson, The Denver Post
Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldnât do his homework
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
At gym class today my freind made this song đ” Iâm a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.... The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
*Principal:* What is 3+3?
*Boy:* 6.
*Principal:* 6+6.
*Boy:* 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
*Boy:* Legs.
*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?
*Boy:* Pockets.
*Madam:* What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
*Boy:* Coconut.
*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
*Boy:* Bubble gum.
*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
*Boy:* Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
*Boy:* Wedding ring.
*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
*Boy:* Nose.
*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
*Boy:* Arrow.
*Principal:* O MY GOD.
*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
*Boy:* Fork.
*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
*Boy:* Surname.
*Principal:* Ohooo !
*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
*Boy:* Heart.
*Principal:* Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
