Class Jokes

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.

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When the teacher dismissed the class to go home

The orphan where do I go

The teacher home

Orphan catch me on the streets then

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Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

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When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

What's Americas no.1 class

target practice

what do you call greg in your class? obese

2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them

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Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"