Chuck

Chuck jokes

Jesus

    • Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!"

    So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.

    "Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.

    "Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"

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    • Matter

    • Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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    • Chuck memes

    Haircut

    • Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

    Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

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    • Brain Damage

    • Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

    Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

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    • Bet

    • Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

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