Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.