Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
