Chuck jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.