Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.