Chuck jokes

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Sneed feed seed.

Formerly Chuck's!

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.

Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.

Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"