Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."