When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
Sneed feed seed
Formerly chuck's!
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
What’s a nuns weapon of choice? Nun-chucks
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
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Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
