Chuck jokes
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Community talk
Rip Chuck Norris
What would happen if you chucked a bunch of people, let’s say 7, in a room to wait for something they wanted. What would happen if they had to be together in a boring room for a long time? BOOM! Conversation! Why can’t that happen here? Hey? Anyone alive? Dead bodies stink.
Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more