some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
