Chuck jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!