Chuck

Chuck Jokes

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.