And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs...
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Merry christmas my fellow hoes
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
