Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
