Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elfโs ๐๐๐
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesnโt have legs
Merry christmas my fellow hoes
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I like Christmas. Itโs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleโs homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay ๐
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why was Santa happy
Cos he has ho's
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