Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs...
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
