How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasnβt seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesnβt know, heβs still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elfβs πππ
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
