My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
