Children jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. šššššš
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why canāt orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why donāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt get a home run.
Memes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I donāt have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why donāt orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they canāt find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Donāt do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, arenāt you pregnant?
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Whatās the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they donāt have parents.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.