Children jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.