The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Children Jokes
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
