Children jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.