Children jokes
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!