Children jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)