Children jokes
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!