Children jokes
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
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What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.