A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
