Children jokes
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
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Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"