When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
