Children jokes
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.