Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
So if you say a bear shoots children and leah likes Mason Boswells and I go to Benjamin adlard year 6
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
how do homeless people punish their children? what are there children going to do go to their room.
whats red, takes my belt and wat i got from a wierd children house. an orphan
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the childrenβs hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
who make hard candy for the kids
solve
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
This isn't a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(ππππ₯Ί ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were βI have finally βpearedβ the consequences of all my actions.β
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ββ An Intentional Diseaseββ her brother mom just Stared!
