Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
