Children jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.